most of my google searches sound like a confused, gentle giant learning about how the world is cruel
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once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
do you ever start eating something and think “man i don’t even want this”
but then you just keep eating it
Neptune taken by NASA
who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune
Free Neptune 2014
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Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
No it’s red because of his shirt
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
You have no idea what you’re talking about
DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom
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Are you fucking kidding me.
#For the people who don’t know:#The character ‘の’ is pronounced as ‘no’#Also the tree is shaped like の#’This tree makes no sense.’#You’re welcome.
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This is like the saddest shit I’ve seen on tumblr since I been here
My heart is hurting
i never hit reblog so fast in my life
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For Lent I’m just giving up in general
oh my god, my whole childhood in a post
most of my childhood.
Wait, do americans and english have a shared childhood?
The late 90’s/early 2000’s were the best years to be a child. I had every toy that came out.
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whose line will forever be one of my favorites
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chocolate-covered cheesecake on a stick
i just made an elongated choking sound
i would deepthroat like 4 of these at one time.
i would eat it normally yall weird as fuck
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